neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

(via lesmiserablephantom)


orangewave:

chiefarnook:

orangewave:

when you see a pretty anime boy from a show you don’t watch on your dash like
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honestly who is saying this about a cartoon are y’all for real

 i’d fuck a cartoon, get off my post 

(via gakeri)


perlockholmes:

I swear this is how the scene went

(via immortalfoxhound)


immortalhotdiggidydog:

THEY ARE ALL FUCKING AMAZING SO MUCH SUPPORT

(via trenchonpeasant)


dicksplit:

Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to

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(via always-aaack-for-everlark)



ellie alphabet

bold, badass


embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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(via thefaultybulletprooflover)


throbinhood:

my most prized possession is a holographic image of jesus that i have

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where he blinks when you move him

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and if you angle it right he’ll wink

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oohhhh jesus you saucy devil you

(via sparklez-cas)


unshaped:


June is so out the door

unshaped:

June is so out the door

(via thefaultybulletprooflover)


niccageinabearcostume:

Nobody won this day

niccageinabearcostume:

Nobody won this day

(via ladykitkatie)



dust-bite:

Nova’s from twitter today. I feel so bad for him lol I’d feel even worse if he had to do his beard too, at least it’s for charity!! <3


(via sparklez-cas)


(via jamesaleks)