spoken-not-written:

AUTUMN’S ON IT’S WAY YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

  1. SWEATERS
  2. HOT CHOCOLATE
  • HALLOWEEN AND PUMPKINS
  1. SWEATERS
  • CONKERS
  1. WATCHING DISNEY FILMS WHILE IT RAINS
  2. DID I MENTION SWEATERS?!

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dilfgod:

my favorite thing is when you’re petting a dog and you stop for a second and it bumps your hand with its nose like hey don’t stop now keep going

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thatwetshirt:

andy dwyer, king of logic

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perfectionstoomainstream:

I’ve saved this since March to post.

perfectionstoomainstream:

I’ve saved this since March to post.

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menthuthuyoupi:

you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?

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judqeable:

this will always be my favourite post on tumblr ever ok

judqeable:

this will always be my favourite post on tumblr ever ok

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apocalopticon:

artmonia:

Ilya Kisaradov – Russian photographer

Fucking love this surrealist photography stuff. 

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awkwardvagina:

me

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you

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A progression of bad language

hawlmuchalucha:

deans-left-buttcheek:

Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

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vicradlehead:

this post is the only one that has 12 million notes and it changes all the time. the flubber robin williams, the rogerina, the “reblog if you dont have a tumblr” and the dean winchester gym shorts is literally all the same post and you guys are astonished that it has so many notes every time a new version of it comes around

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me sexting

boy: what u wearin? ;)
me: Prada spring/summer 2013 fur coat with daisy appliqué and archive Margiela tabi boots

onemaytolerateaworldfullofdemons:

The only sort of pictures you should be reblogging of Jennifer Lawrence

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sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much

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nigiris:

i was playing animal crossing while laying next to my grandma and i usually complain a lot out loud and i go “gosh i need to donate more fishes to my museum” and she just turns to me and says “what you need is a boyfriend and maybe a couple friends”

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 thank

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